Today's Joke (it's a good one!)

Now I lay me  

Down to sleep

I pray the Lord

My shape to keep.  

Please no wrinkles

Please no bags

And please lift my butt

Before it sags.

               
Please no age spots 

Please no gray

And as for my belly,

Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy  

Please keep me young,

And thank you Dear Lord  

For all that you've done.
            
Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."