The Next Survivor Series

THE
NEXT SURVIVOR
SERIES
 
Six married men 
will be dropped on an island with one car and 
3 kids each for six weeks. 
 
 
Each kid will play two sports 
and take either music or dance classes. 
 
 
There is no fast food.
 
Each man must 
take care of his 3 kids;
 
keep his assigned house clean, 
 
correct all homework,
 
complete science projects, 
cook,
 
do laundry,
 
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills 
with not enough money. 
 
 
In 
addition, each man 
will have to budget in money 
for groceries each week. 
 
 
Each man 
must remember the birthdays 
of all their friends and relatives, 
and send cards out on time--no emailing. 
 
 
Each man must also take each child
 
to a doctor's appointment, 
a dentist appointment 
and a haircut appointment.
 
 
He must make one unscheduled and 
inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.
 
 
He must also make cookies or cupcakes 
for a social function.
 
 
Each man will be responsible for 
decorating his own assigned house, 
 
planting flowers outside, and keeping it
 
presentable at all times.
 
 
The men will only have access to television 
when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. 
 
 
The men must shave their legs, 
 
wear makeup daily, 
 
adorn 
themselves with jewellery, 
 
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, 
 
keep fingernails polished, 
 
and eyebrows groomed 
 
 
During one of the six weeks, 
 
the men will have to endure severe
 
abdominal cramps, back aches, head aches,
have extreme, unexplained mood swings
 
but never once complain or slow down 
from other duties.
 
 
They must attend weekly school meetings and 
church,
 
and find time at least once to spend
 
the afternoon at the park or a similar 
setting.
 
 
They will need to read a book to the kids 
each night and in the morning, 
feed them,
 
dress them, 
brush their teeth and 
comb their hair
 
by 7:00 am.
 
 
A test 
will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be 
required to know all of the following information: 
each child's 
birthday, 
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size, 
doctor's name, 
the child's weight at birth, 
length, time of birth, 
and length of labor, 
each child's favorite color, 
middle name, 
favorite snack, 
favorite song, 
favorite drink, 
favorite toy, 
biggest fear,
 
and what they want to be when they grow up.
 
 
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
 
 
The last man wins only if...
he still 
has enough energy 
to be intimate with his spouse 
at a moment's 
notice.
 
 
If the last man does win, 
he can play the game over and over and over 
again for the next 18-25 years, 
eventually earning the right 
to be called Mother! 
 
 
After you finish laughing,
send this to as many females as 
you think will get a kick out of it and 
as many men as you think can handle it. 
Just don't send it back to me....
 
I'm going to bed.