A Letter To Jesse James (joke)

A Letter To Jessie James
 
You Stupid Bastard!  You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
 
How in the world can you be so stupid?  You are married to one of the most
beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.
Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named
"America's Sweetheart."  
 
You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in
front of the world while you were porkin' away.
 
You are really a piece of work!  You are the most hated #*$@ cheater on the
planet!  
 
How can you live with yourself!
 
I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of
%#$
 that you are:
 
Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let's do lunch.
 
 ~Tiger