Funny!

Had to share...

It is  near the Christmas break of the  school year. The students have
turned in  all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are  restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.  

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly  can
leave early today."

Johnny says to himself "Good, I want  to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question."

Teacher:  "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his  mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you  can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.  

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open  his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right  Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher:  "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny  can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's  right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has  not been able to answer to any of the
questions.

When the teacher  turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these b**ches would
keep their mouths  shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny:  "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO  NOW?"