Birth of a candy bar

One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit O'honey, so he took Miss Hershey's to downtown next to the corner of Main and 5th Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds with her Butterfinger (that was pure Almond Joy!). He made her Tootsie Roll and he let out a Snickers. She screamed Oh Henry, you are even better than the 3 Musketeers. Soon she became a Chunky and 9 months later Baby Ruth was born.

So there ya' have it!